先生們 我們危險了 暴風雨就要來了 Gentlemen, we are in danger. There is a storm coming.
埃及 1938年
尋找阿卡曼拉法老之墓探險隊
我的手下都很驚慌 我們必須離開 My men are terrified. We must leave.
那個墳墓就在這裡的某個地方 我能感覺到 That tomb is here somewhere. I can feel it.
拜託 羅伯特 已經兩個月了！ Please, Robert, it's been two months!
阿奇 我不會半途而廢的! Archie, I'm not stopping!
爸爸! Dad!
這風是怎麼回事? 波普 What's going on with this wind, Pop?
C.J 去車裡等我 C.J, go wait in the truck.
我不想只是在卡車裡等 I don't want to just wait in the truck.
我說走！把窗戶關上! I said go! Windows up!
羅伯特! Robert!
弗雷德里克斯先生! 怎麼了? Mr. Fredericks! What?
救命! Help!
C.J? C.J?
你還好嗎? Are you all right?
是的，我很好！ Yeah, I'm fine!
我下來了! I'm coming down!
是的! Yes!
我找了阿卡曼拉法老之墓20年了 I looked for the tomb of Ahkmenrah for 20 years,
可是你做了什麼？ and what do you do?
你直接掉進了墓穴裡! You fall right into it!
埃米爾 開始裝載卡車 Amir, start loading the trucks.
弗雷德里克斯先生... Mr. Fredericks...
沒有時間了 there is no time.
暴風雨就快到我們了 The storm is almost upon us.
那你最好動作快點 Then you'd better hurry.
快點 大家都動起來 Come on. Everybody works.
嘿! 你是怎麼回事? 蛤? Hey! What's the matter with you? Huh?
他說 "我們必須馬上離開這裡" He said, "We must leave this place immediately."
"如果有人擾亂這座墳墓..." "If anyone disturbs this tomb..."
"末日將至" "The end will come."
我們裝載卡車 We load the trucks.
我不禁覺得我們犯了一個可怕的錯誤！ I can't help feeling we're making a terrible mistake!
我們沒有犯錯誤，我們正在創造歷史！ We're not making a mistake, we're making history!
別擔心! Don't worry!
C.J! 我們走吧！ C.J! Let's go!
"末日將至" "The end will come."
歡迎大家來到盛大的重新開放... Welcome, everyone, to the Grand Reopening...
博物館奇妙夜3-法老墓穴之謎
參加剛修繕完畢的海登天文館... of the newly renovated Hayden Planetarium...
這裡是自然歷史博物館 here at the Museum of Natural History.
紐約的社會名流都參加了... New York's glitterati have all turned out...
一個承諾會令人難忘的夜晚... for what has promised to be a memorable evening...
充滿令人眼花繚亂的特效... filled with the dazzling special effects...
以及科技魔法 and technical wizardry.
我們都是從這個博物館來欣賞... We've all come to admire from this museum...
以及著名的夜間節目 and its renowned Night Program.
今晚不會悶-悶! Tonight gonna be fun-fun!
笨笨來了！ Here come Dum Dum!
嘿，我們做得怎麼樣? 薩卡 Hey, how we doing, Sac?
雷克斯已打蠟拋光 Rexy is waxed and buffed.
泰迪在整理他的小鬍子 Teddy is grooming his moustache.
哦，我和原始人一起 Oh, and I reviewed fire
審查了博物館的消防安全規程 safety procedures with the primordial men.
順便問一下，你最近見過他們嗎？ By the way, have you seen them lately?
博物館新添了一個原始人 The museum has added a new one.
什麼? 沒有 What? No.
哦，確保要讓百夫長把動作舒展開，好嗎? Oh, and make sure the centurions stretch, all right?
他們在帶妝彩排上很努力... They really went for it in the dress rehearsal...
而他們只是不習慣這種舞蹈動作 and they're just not used to those kinds of dance moves.
好了，各位 大家 聽著 Okay, everybody. Everybody, listen up.
我不想讓大家緊張... I don't want to make anybody nervous...
但市長和州長都在外面觀看演出 but the mayor and the governor are both out there.
雖然我不是百分之百確定 And, uh, I'm not 100 percent sure,
但我想里吉斯·菲爾賓也會來 but I think Regis Philbin, too.
里吉·菲波? Reeju Philbo?
對 里吉·菲波 Yeah, Reeju Philbo.
好吧，雷克斯，幫我個忙 Okay, Rexy, do me a favor.
小心尾巴，好嗎？表演會有明火的 Watch the tail, okay? There's gonna be open flame.
噢，德克斯特... Oh, Dexter...
你好嗎？夥計 how you doing, my man?
都準備好了嗎? All limbered up?
看起來不錯 我喜歡這條領帶 Looking good. I like the tie.
有點齊本德爾風 Got kind of a Chippendales thing going on.
一切就緒，準備好了嗎？ All chalked up, ready to go?
很好 好的 大家放輕鬆點，玩得開心，好嗎？ Good. Okay, everybody relax and have fun, okay?
拉里 Larry.
你最好過來看一下這 You better come see this.
你以前見過這樣的嗎？ Have you ever seen it like this before?
從來沒有過 Never.
這種腐蝕以前從未發生過 This corrosion has never happened before.
它一直都是一樣的 It's always been exactly the same.
我想知道這是怎麼回事 I wonder what's up with it.
我不知道 I have no idea.
而老實說... And to be honest...
我父親比我更了解刻寫板的秘密 my father knew the secrets of the Tablet better than I did.
不幸的是，他發誓過永遠不會透露他們 Unfortunately, he swore he'd never reveal them.
而且他也真的隻字未提 He never did.
你還好吧? You okay?
是的 Yes.
是的，我很好 Yes, I'm fine.
今晚放輕鬆點，好嗎？ Just take it easy out there tonight, all right?
你還有15分鐘就要上臺了 You got 15 minutes till showtime.
我們明天會把這個弄清楚 We're gonna figure this out tomorrow.
好的 All right.
看那個！Look at that!
該死的！Doggone it!
你看到那了嗎? Did you see that?
牠們正試圖捕捉光 They're trying to catch the light.
但你們做不到，孩子們！ 你抓不到光！ But you can't do it, boys! You can't catch light!
光像人類的幸福一樣難以捉摸！ It's as elusive as human happiness!
我想發表評論 I should like to comment.
召喚裝備 Summon the apparatus.
召喚裝備! Summon the apparatus!
你想說什麼？ What are you gonna say?
笑 L...
翻 O...
了 L
"笑翻了" 是的，我就是這麼做的 "Laugh out loud." Yeah, that's what I did.
現在，把這些可愛的小貓 Now, post these adorable kittens
和我的御評一起發到臉書去 with my edict of approval to Facebook.
給老傑迪迪亞一個 Give a big Texas "Hell yeah"
大德克薩斯式"該死的耶" from old Jedediah...
因為我也喜歡這視頻！ because I loved it too!
僅僅發個笑臉就行了 Just send a smiley face.
是的，要帶眨眼的那個笑臉! Yeah, but with a wink!
眨眼笑臉! A smiley face and a wink!
夥計們，你們在幹什麼？ Guys, what are you doing?
我們只是在看小貓視頻 We're just watching kittens.
五分鐘後你就開始了 在這裡你得集中注意力 You're on in five minutes. You got to focus, here.
我告訴過你我們沒時間搞這個！ I told you we don't have time for this!
你還給了它一個德克薩斯式的"該死的耶！” You gave it a Texas "Hell yeah!"
嘿，泰迪，準備好了嗎？ Hey, Teddy, ready to roll?
當然，勞倫斯 Indeed, Lawrence.
很好 古巴聖胡安山之戰... Great. Battle of San Juan Hill...
我可是泰然自若的 cool as a cucumber.
但現在，像你這樣的蝴蝶是不會相信的 Right now, butterflies like you wouldn't believe.
你會很棒的 You're gonna be great.
勞倫斯? Lawrence?
你最近看到過穴居人嗎? Have you seen the Neanderthals lately?
沒有 為什麼大家都在談論這個？ No. Why does everybody keep talking about this?
你可能想看看！ You may want to give it a look!
嘿，夥計們，怎麼了？ Hey, guys, what's going on?
好吧! 真有趣 All right, very funny.
那太好笑了 That's hilarious.
沒關係，你不必下來 It's alright, you don't have to come down.
沒關係，真的 It's okay, really.
嗨! 你好嗎? 我是拉里 Hi, how are you? I'm Larry.
我是拉...I'm Laaa...
你是"拉"啊!? You're "Laaa"?
拉 Laaa.
拉 好的，很高興認識你，拉 Laaa. Okay, nice to meet you, Laaa.
歡迎加入我們 然後... Welcome aboard, and...
是的，我們長的很像 Yes, we look similar.
是的，我們看起來很像，我知道 Yeah, we look like each other, I know.
這是有人開的玩笑 It's a joke that somebody played.
麥克菲博士把你做得像我 Dr. McPhee had you made to look like me.
這只是...It's just a...
住手 停下，好嗎？ Stop it. Stop, okay?
達達？什麼? Dada? What?
達達 Dada.
不 不是你達達 No, not your Dada.
是的，達達 Yeah, Dada.
不 停下 達達 No. Stop. Dada.
達達！達達！Dada! Dada!
不 我不是他的...我不是你的達達 No, I'm not his...I'm not your Dada.
笨笨有了一個新寶寶啦! Dum Dum got a new son-son!
不 他沒有 No, he doesn't.
達達! Dada!
為新任女主席乾杯 A toast to our new chairwoman.
大家乾杯 乾杯 Cheers, everyone. Cheers.
開始音樂 Cue the music.
而且泰迪倒數在三，二... And Teddy in three, two...
自從1869年 當我還是個11歲的孩子時... Since 1869, when I was a mere boy of 11...
這座博物館一直是我們偉大都市的耀眼燈塔 this museum has been a shining beacon to our great city.
今晚我們將進一步拓展我們的視野... Tonight we'll expand our horizons even further...
到達太陽...to the Sun...
月亮以及渺渺星辰 the Moon, and the stars.
從一開始... From our very beginning...
人們就在仰望天空 mankind has looked to the heavens
並給他看到的東西命名 and given names to what he saw,
星座 the constellations.
我想你可能想見見他們 I thought you might like to meet them.
星座特效開啟 Cue the constellations.
獵戶星座，獵人！ Orion, the hunter!
什麼? What?
都是計劃好的 都是計劃好的 All planned. All planned.
我知道那會發生的 所以，是的 I knew that was gonna happen. So, yeah.
很好 進展順利，夥計們 進展順利 Good. Going great, guys. Going great.
讓我們放下絲綢 Let's drop the silks.
並且猴子出場 And go with the monkey.
什麼? What?
拜託 Come on.
我就是這麼做的 That's what I do.
感謝您的光臨 Thank you for your patronage
感謝您對這一優秀機構的鼎力支持 and for your unwavering support of this fine institution.
這座新翻修的天文館就像一架望遠鏡... This newly renovated planetarium will serve as a lens...
"再一次來到突破，我親愛的朋友們!" "Once more unto the breach, dear friends!"
什麼? What?
衝啊! Charge!
粗暴的騎兵們! Rough Riders!
沒關係！堅持住！這也是表演的一部分嗎? It's okay! Just hang on! Is this part of it?
抱歉，各位，出了點技術問題 Sorry folks, a little technical issue.
你在幹什麼? What are you doing?
按照劇本走 按照劇本走! 蛤? Stick to the script. Stick to the script! Huh?
是我! 我不認識你 It's me! I don't know you.
拉! Pull!
我不知道我是怎麼了，但我喜歡它！ I don't know what's come over me, but I like it!
倒下他們！Drop 'em!
怎麼回事? What's going on?
快想辦法! Do something!
你在幹什麼? What are you doing?
獵戶星座，不要! Orion, don't!
雷克斯! Rexy!
伙計們 剛才是怎麼回事? Guys, what was going on out there?
說真的，你們在想什麼？ Seriously, what were you thinking?
拉，我能搞定，好嗎？ Laaa, I got this, all right?
只是...到那邊去 Just...go over there.
不 去那邊 No, go over there.
去吧! Go.
匈奴王...Attila...
你對那海豚做了什麼？老兄 what were you doing to that dolphin, man?
那是一隻海豚！ It's a dolphin!
牠是地球上最和平的生物之一... It's one of the most peaceful creatures on earth...
而你卻像《海豚灣》中日本人一樣殘殺它們 and you're hacking into it like it was The Cove or something.
你看到里吉斯·菲爾賓臉上的表情了嗎？ Did you see the look on Regis Philbin's face?
你是說里吉? Reeju?
對 里吉 Yeah, Reeju.
泰迪，你拿槍指著我幹什麼？ Teddy, what were you doing pointing a gun at me?
原諒我，勞倫斯 我不知道我是怎麼了 Forgive me, Lawrence. I don't know what came over me.
你甚至還記得那嗎? Do you even remember that?
一點也不記得 Not at all.
拉，把它關掉！那是一個電擊器 Laaa, shut that down! It's a defibrillator.
把它放下 這很危險！ Put it down. It's dangerous!
拉，那是電 那些不是耳機 Laaa, that's electricity. Those aren't headphones.
住手! 你是什麼... Stop it! What are you...
哦! 嘿! 哇！德克斯特！ Oh! Hey! Whoa! Dexter!
你在幹什麼? What are you doing?
老實說，如果你想表現得像個孩子 Honestly, if you're gonna act like a baby,
那我就去給你買點紙尿褲 then I'll get you some diapers.
你又想穿紙尿褲了? 蛤? You want diapers again? Huh?
放鬆韁繩，馬兒 Ease up on the reins there, horse.
你沒看見嗎？牠感覺糟透了！ Can't you see? He feels terrible!
見鬼，我們都是！ Hell, we all do!
我不知道這裡的每個人都發生了什麼... I don't know what's going on with everybody here...
但今晚真的很奇怪 真的很奇怪 but tonight was really weird. Really weird.
我們感覺糟透了 We feel awful.
有什麼東西像魔咒一樣抓住了我們！ Something took hold of us like an evil spell!
是的，就像我們不是自己一樣 Yeah, like we just weren't ourselves.
哈囉? 拉里 Hello? Larry.
嘿! 麥克菲博士 Hey, Dr. McPhee.
是的，嗨! 最近怎麼樣？ Yeah, hi. How's it going?
呃，還行吧! Uh, okay.
好，好，好，好，好，好，好 Good, good, good, good, good, good.
你知道那聲音像是當你躲在垃圾桶裡... You know that sound of when you're hiding in a trash bin...
害怕自己的生命，因為 fearing for your life because
霸王龍把它當球踢時的那種聲音嗎？ a Tyrannosaurus rex is using it as a Hacky Sack?
不，我不知道那聲音 No. I don't know that sound.
你不知道那聲音？哦，等一下 You don't know that sound? Oh, hold on one second.
就是這種聲音! 就是這種聲音! 它會縈繞在我的夢中！ That's the sound! That's the sound! It will haunt my dreams!
我很抱歉 聽著，真的，我很抱歉 I'm sorry. Look, really, I'm sorry.
我向你發誓，我不知道這會發生 I swear to you, I had no idea this was going to happen.
"我不知道這會發生” "I had no idea it was gonna happen."
"我只負責所有的特效” "I'm only in charge of all the special effects."
這是你的錯！它們是你的特效！ It was your fault! They were your special effects!
不 我知道 那是個玩笑 No, I know. That's a joke.
"特效"？更像是“特別..." "Special effects"? More like "Special...
"缺陷！" "Defects!"
聽著，我向你保證，我會弄清楚到底發生了什麼 Look, I promise you, I'm gonna find out what happened.
或者他們是"特別拒絕品！” Or they were "Special rejects!"
抱歉 麥克菲博士 我得掛了 I'm sorry, Dr. McPhee. I gotta go.
尼基! 尼基! Nicky! Nicky!
別跳了! Stop hopping!
爸爸，你在幹什麼？ Dad, what are you doing?
你在幹什麼？ What are you doing?
都凌晨三點了 It's 3 am.
好了，派對結束了！ All right, party's over!
你是誰? Who are you?
我叫蘇菲 蘇菲? I'm Sophie. Sophie?
演《再見, 伯蒂》那個嗎? The Bye Bye Birdie?
對 演得不錯 Right. It was good.
謝謝 不客氣 Thanks. Yeah.
明晚見？ See you tomorrow night?
可能不行 可能行 Probably not. Probably.
絕對不行 Definitely not.
拜 Bye.
你有這麼多麻煩 You're in so much trouble.
我知道 I know.
我不知道你會提前回家 I didn't really know you were coming home early.
是的，這很明顯 Yeah, that's pretty obvious.
我是說...I mean...
你憑什麼認為這沒問題？ what makes you think this is okay?
我不在媽媽那兒住的時候 When I'm not at Mom's,
你每天晚上都讓我一個人待著 you leave me alone, like, every night.
聽著，你現在不能這麼做 Look, you can't be doing this right now.
你有期末考試 You got finals,
你的紐約大學的申請期限還有多久 兩周吧? your NYU application is due in what, two weeks?
我不會進紐約大學的 I'm not gonna get into NYU.
你不能確認 不 我確認 You don't know that. No, I do.
你不能確認 You don't know that.
我非常確定 I do very much know that,
從某種意義上說，我不打算申請 in the sense that I don't intend to apply.
什麼? What?
我覺得那個地方現在並不適合我，爸爸 I don't think that it's the place for me right now, Dad.
好的 好吧，很好 Okay. All right, fine.
你想展翅一點... You want to spread your wings a little...
離開都市，去別的地方上學 get out of the city, go to school somewhere else.
好的 我完全支持這一點 Ok. I totally support that.
你所要做的就是告訴我 All you had to do was tell me.
所以你想去哪裡？ So where do you want to go?
名單是什麼？這是一個簡短的清單 What's the list? It's a short list.
很好 我喜歡 目標明確 Great. I like it. Focus.
我會給你一個超級短名單，夥計，因為... I'mma hit you with a super short list, man, because it's...
名單上什麼都沒有 There's nothing on it.
那...There's...
我很困惑，因為沒有名單... I'm confused, because there's not a list...
爸爸? Dad?
我想休學一年 I want to take a year off.
我想照你剛才說的做 I would like to do exactly what you just said.
我想展翅飛翔 I want to spread my wings.
你想展翅飛翔，那太好了 You want to spread your wings, that's great.
但是你不能光張開翅膀哪兒也不去 But you can't spread your wings and fly to nowhere.
計劃有變 不 沒變 Plans change. No, they don't.
不 沒變 計劃沒變 No, they don't. Plans don't change.
我們曾經有過計劃 但它變了 We had a plan, it changed.
一開始可能會不知所措 不 It's disorienting at first. No.
你不能改變計劃... You can't change the plan...
除非徵得計劃投資人的同意... unless you check with the people who are financing the plan...
也就是說，上次我檢查的時候，你媽媽和我。好嗎？ which is, last time I checked, your mother and I. Okay?
爸爸 我們可以坐在這兒並且 Dad, we could sit here and
一直談有關計劃的問題... just have this conversation about plans...
但現在，讓我們到此為止 but for now, let's call it a night.
我們甚至都不要清理，對吧？ Let's not even clean up, right?
我們明天再談吧! Let's come back tomorrow.
讓我們重整旗鼓 Let's reboot the whole energy,
重新看待問題... the whole tone of this puppy...
我們會把它搞定的，夥計 and we'll kill it, man.
戴利隊！今晚別談了 等明天 Team Daley! Not tonight, tomorrow.
嘿! 戴利隊? Hey, Team Daley?
是啊!? 別說話了 Yeah? Stop talking.
好的 Okay.
你在這兒清理乾淨 我要去睡覺了 You're gonna clean up. I'm gonna go to bed.
然後我們明天將結束這段對話 And then we're gonna finish this conversation tomorrow.
自然歷史博物館
是啊! 拿一些！ Yeah! Get some!
拿一些！Get some!
就是這樣 是的 That's it. Yeah.
嗨! Hi.
我是拉里·戴利 我是夜間節目的負責人 I'm Larry Daley. I'm head of the Night Program.
我知道你是誰 你是那個保安 I know who you are. You're the security guard.
是的，也是夜間節目的負責人 Yeah, also head of the Night Program.
我在做一些調查... I'm doing some research...
而我想知道你能不能幫我一下 and I was wondering if you could help me out.
嗯! 夜班警衛正在做調查 Mmm. Night guard doing research.
哦，啦-啦！ Ooh la-la!
是的 Yeah.
呃，我只是想找關於 Uh, I'm just looking for anything
阿卡曼拉刻寫板的一切資料 that you might have on the Tablet of Ahkmenrah.
中央通道 Center aisle.
太棒了 走到一半，在你的左邊的一堆 Great. Halfway down, stacks on your left.
抓住它！Get it!
所以...So...
是什麼讓你對刻寫板如此好奇？ what makes you so curious about the Tablet?
哦! 只是 呃... Oh! Just, uh...
只是一種愛好，你知道嗎？ 有點像我的興趣 Just a hobby, you know? Kind of an interest of mine.
我希望能和這些人談談 I wish I could talk to these guys.
噢，你不能 Well, you can't.
是啊! Yeah.
因為他們死了 Because they're dead.
對 Right.
但是，呃，看看那個人 But, uh, look at that one.
像是個孩子，蛤? Looks like a kid, huh?
你不會是認識他，是嗎？ You didn't know him, did you?
C.J·弗雷德里克斯 C.J Fredericks.
他還在這裡工作過 He worked here.
他在這裡工作過? He worked here?
是的，當他長大的時候 Yeah, when he grew up.
不是吧! 是的 No. Yeah.
他是個夜間保安 He was a night guard.
跟你一樣 Same as you.
等一下 C.J Wait a minute. C.J.
C.J·弗雷德里克斯 C.J Fredericks.
就是塞西爾·弗雷德里克斯嗎? Cecil Fredericks?
我們曾經有過的最性感夜間警衛 Sexiest night guard we ever had.
包括當今公司 Present company included.
天哪，他那舞姿真是無人能及 Boy, could that man move.
拉里? Larry?
嗨! 塞西爾 Hey, Cecil.
天啊! 已經好多年了！ My God, it's been years!
你看起來過的不錯 You look like you're doing pretty good.
我還風華正茂，伙計 I've still got it, pal.
你來這兒做什麼? What are you doing here?
我需要和你談談有關刻寫板的事 I need to talk to you about the Tablet.
這短稻草堆在這裡幹什麼? What the heck is Short Stack doing here?
嘿! 格斯 你看起來很好 Hey, Gus. You're looking well.
雷金納德 Reginald.
你又來陷害我們了嗎？ Are you here to frame us again?
把我們送回監獄？ Send us back to the slammer?
我可沒陷害你們 你們確實偷了東西 I didn't frame you. You were actually stealing.
而且還是我把你們弄出監獄的 所以... And I was the one that got you out of jail, so...
是的 我們在這裡生活得很好 Yeah. We've got a nice life here.
過去的事就過去了 我們繼續前進 The past is the past. We've moved on.
我可不覺得這家伙看開了 I don't think this guy's moved on.
聽他說，猴子臉 Listen to him, monkey face.
我們已經把刻寫板都拋在腦後了 拉里 We've put all that Tablet stuff behind us, Larry.
都是陳年往事了 It's old news.
此外，我們對那個古老的刻寫板一無所知 Besides, we really never knew anything about that old Tablet.
我們只是在那裡工作 We just worked there.
它出了點問題 Something's up with it.
我告訴過你，我幫不了你 I told you, I can't help you.
也許這孩子能幫我 Maybe this kid can.
也許我們最好單獨談談 Maybe we'd better talk alone.
對於一個12歲的小男孩來說... Expedition like that is a pretty amazing thing...
像這樣的探險是一件非常令人驚奇的事情 for a 12-year-old boy.
我試著繼續前進... I tried to move on...
但是那刻寫板有件事 but there was something about that Tablet.
它正在變綠，就像某種腐蝕 It's turning green, like some sort of corrosion.
而且泰迪和德克斯特身上發生了一些事... And something's happening to Teddy and Dexter...
還有傑德和奧克塔維厄斯 Jed and Octavius.
他們都表現得很古怪 They're all acting weird.
好像是綠銹會影響他們一樣 It's like the green rust is affecting them.
"末日將至" "The end will come."
什麼? What?
當地人警告過我們 The locals, they warned us.
他們懇求我們不要打擾墓穴 They begged us to leave that tomb alone.
我以為這意味著世界末日 I thought it meant the end of the world.
但也許這意味著結束... But maybe it meant the end...
魔法的終結? End of the magic?
我們當時真該聽他們的話 We should have listened.
應該聽他們的話 Should have listened.
反而，我們卻把阿卡和刻寫板運到了紐約... Instead, we shipped Ahk and the Tablet off to New York...
而把他的父母送去了英格蘭 and his folks to England.
等等 等等 Wait. Wait.
阿卡曼拉的父母在英格蘭? Ahkmenrah's parents are in England?
那是一次聯合探險 It was a joint expedition.
有些文物留在了埃及 Some of the artifacts stayed in Egypt.
其他的部分被紐約和大英博物館分拆 The rest was divided up between New York and the British Museum.
阿卡說他父親知道刻寫板的秘密 Ahk said that his father knew the secrets of the Tablet.
我想我應該去找他談談 I think I have to go talk to him.
我需要你聽我說 嗯... I need you to listen to me. Uh...
我們尊敬的女主席要求我辭職 Our esteemed chairwoman asked for my resignation.
她說，既然夜間節目是我的獨創觀念... She said, since the Night Program was my brainchild...
那責任從我開始到我結束 that the buck starts and stops with me.
我能解決問題 怎麼解決? I can fix it. How?
我需要你讓我把刻寫板和阿卡曼拉一起帶到倫敦 I need you to let me take the Tablet and Ahkmenrah to London.
抱歉 我正在處理那 Sorry. I'm just processing that.
輸入數據分析 Input data analysis.
我剛剛告訴你我被解雇了 I've just told you I'm being fired,
然後你問的第一件事... and the first thing you ask...
是如果我允許你帶一些無價的文物... is if I'd allow you to take some priceless artifacts...
跟你一起去度假 away with you on holiday.
是的 求你了 不可能 Yes. Please. No way.
我請你跟我一起做這件事 I'm asking you to please go with me on this.
不 求你了 Nah. Please.
我做不到 兄弟 Can't do it, dude.
再見 Bye.
你要搶劫我嗎？什麼? Are you gonna mug me? What?
我不知道 就是做好心理準備 I don't know. Just be prepared.
我要你聽我說 哦! I need you to listen to me. Oh.
好嗎? 是的 Okay? Yep.
你想知道真相？繼續 You want to know the truth? Go on.
真相就是 那個刻寫板... Truth is, the Tablet...
那個刻寫板真的有魔力 The Tablet is actually magic.
晚上那些展品真的變得有生命 Things really do come to life at night.
那是特技效果 It's special effects.
那不是特技效果 當然是特技效果 It's not special effects. Of course it's special effects.
那怎麼會是特技效果呢? How could it be special effects?
那怎麼就不是特技效果呢? How could it not be special effects?
因為那不是! 因為那是! Because it isn't! Of course it is!
我告訴你，事情就是這樣 什麼? I'm telling you, this is what happens. What?
太陽下山之後... Sun goes down...
刻寫板就會開始發光... the Tablet starts to glow...
博物館裡的一切事物都有了生命 everything comes to life.
當然 這是真的 Sure. It's real.
"刻寫板開始發光" "Tablet starts to glow."
現在我知道你瘋了 Now I know you're mental.
聽著 萊斯利... Look, Leslie...
聽我說 我不會傷害你的 Listen to me. I'm not gonna hurt you.
我知道 只是... I know. Just...
什麼? What?
沒有人像我們一樣關心這個地方，對吧？ nobody cares about this place as much as we do, right?
對 Yeah.
如果你不幫我... If you don't help me...
它的所有特別之處都可能停止... everything that's special about it might stop...
我的意思是它可能再也不會回來了 I mean it may never come back.
我不是要你理解 I'm not asking you to understand,
我只是希望你能信任我 I'm just asking you to trust me.
我願意幫你... I'd like to help you...
但我甚至已經不在這裡工作了 but I don't even work here anymore.
大英博物館不知道這一點 British Museum doesn't know that.
木乃伊和刻寫板一起 The mummy and the Tablet, both.
經典的保護工作... Classic conservation job...
當然是在我的授權下... under authority of me, of course...
我現在還是這個博物館的館長 the director of this museum, which I still am.
是的，好的 Yep, okay.
你加入了 You're in.
你知道我真的可以一個人待在紐約 you know I really could have just stayed by myself in New York.
是啊! 不，那不會發生的 Yeah. No, that wasn't gonna happen.
很漂亮，蛤？是的 Beautiful, huh? Yeah.
泰晤士河 The River Thames.
這不是很酷嗎? 夥計 Isn't this cool, man,
你和我在倫敦？ you and me in London?
蛤? 是的 Huh? Yeah.
嘿，我一直在想休學那件事 Hey, I've been thinking about that, uh, year off.
然後呢? Yeah?
我想這可能很酷 I think it could be cool.
真的嗎? 真的 Yeah? Yeah.
你在想什麼？ What are you thinking?
是啊! 嗯...哇！ Yeah. Uh...Wow.
我想去伊比薩當DJ I think I want to DJ in lbiza.
在伊比薩? In lbiza?
伊比薩，這是西班牙海岸附近的一個小島 lbiza, it's a small island off the coast of Spain.
你會說西班牙語嗎? 不會 Do you speak Spanish? No.
但那才是最美好的事情 這是關於音樂的 But that's the beautiful thing. It's about the music.
它不受語言障礙的限制 It's not inhibited by the language barrier.
不，但你是 No, but you are.
你說話有節奏嗎？ Do you speak in beats?
你為什麼要發瘋？ Why are you freaking out?
你剛才還說這是一個很酷的想法 You just said this was a really cool idea.
我沒有發瘋 I'm not freaking out.
我只是想知道計畫是什麼 I just want to understand what the plan is.
你沒有上過大學 You didn't go to college.
等等，現在我們說的是根本不上大學？ Wait, now we're talking about not going to college at all?
也許吧! 我不知道 尼基 Maybe. I don't know. Nicky.
尼基 那可不是... Nicky. That's not...
爸爸，你沒上過大學 你結果很好 Dad, you didn't go to college. You turned out fine.
在經歷了大約20年的窮途末路之後 I turned out okay after about 20 years
我的生活變得很好 in a lot of dead ends.
不管怎樣，夥計 Whatever, man.
別擔心我 我很好 Don't worry about me. It's fine.
嘿，我會一直為你擔心的 Hey, I'm always gonna worry about you.
我是你爸爸 謝謝 I'm your dad. Thanks.
太陽下山了 我們該走了 Sun is going down. We should get going.
好的 All right.
爸爸，這裡到底有什麼計畫？ Dad, what's the plan here, anyway?
當刻寫板把阿卡曼拉復活之後 When the Tablet brings Ahkmenrah to life,
他會偷偷帶我們進去 he's gonna sneak us in.
現在，趴下 什麼? Now, get down. What?
僅僅趴下！拜託，夥計 冒險的一部分 Just get down! Come on, man. Part of the adventure.
哈囉 歡迎來到大英博物館 Hello. Welcome to the British Museum.
我叫蒂莉 My name's Tilly.
嗨! 謝謝 Hi. Thank you.
拉里·戴利 來自紐約自然歷史博物館 I'm Larry Daley from Natural History, New York.
是的，是的 我這兒有一份貨物... Yeah, yeah. I got a delivery...
是送到你們文物保護部門的 for your conservation department.
好的! All right!
所以他們讓你旅行？ So they let you travel?
這有點不尋常 This is kind of unusual.
噢，他們讓我旅行 你知道在哪裡嗎？ Well, they let me travel. You know where?
不知道 家 這兒 家 No. Home. Here. Home.
回到這裡 Back here.
發出嘟嘟聲 Off to the toot-toot.
最多五分鐘 Five-minute maximum.
所以在美國當警衛一定很邪惡 So that must be well wicked being a security guard in America.
嗯...用你的槍，帶消音器 Uh...With your gun, with a silencer,
用你的忍者刀 with your ninja swords.
好吧! Right.
這一點都不真實的 That's not even a little bit true.
我唯一得到的就是這個 The only thing that I got is this.
哦! 錘子! 這是為... Oh. Hammer! It's for...
而我引用他們的話 and I quote,
"小修和美化” "Minor repairs and beautifications"
給這小屋子 to the shack.
你只是敲東西嗎? You just hit things?
是的，這很吸引人 Yeah, that's catchy.
基本上一文不值 Basically worthless.
真不敢相信我們還在說話 I can't believe we're actually still talking.
不過很好，不是嗎？是的 It's great, though, innit? It is.
這是我在這裡工作三年以來 This is the most conversation I've had
進行的最多的一次談話 in the three years that I've worked here.
我也有同感 I feel a connection, too.
我能進去卸貨嗎? Is it cool if I just make my drop?
哦，是的 好極了 Oh, yeah. Wonderful.
但我要先確認一下 But I will have to confirm.
事實上，這沒必要... Actually, that's not necessary...
因為他們已經在我給你的文件上邊已經確認過了 because they've already confirmed it on the slip I gave you.
是的，好的 確認中 Yeah, all right. Confirming.
好吧! 好的 Okay. All right.
你好 我是麥克菲博士 Hello. This is Dr. McPhee.
先生 這裡是大英博物館 It's the British Museum, sir.
我想確認一下藝術保護部是否送來藏品 I'm just confirming a delivery to our conservation department.
是的，我簽署了文件 Yes, I signed the paperwork.
現在，如果你不介意的話，我還要管理博物館 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a museum to run.
你，孩子，別用骯髒的手指碰我的明朝花瓶 You, boy, get those grubby fingers off my Ming vase.
懂了嗎? 再見 See? Bye.
好吧! All right.
行了嗎? 好吧! 你是合法的 Good? All right, you is legit.
我是合法的 I is legit.
精彩的 確認它 Wonderful. Confirm it.
謝謝 好的，我來開門 Thank you. All right, I'll open the gate.
好的 Okay
是的，所以，就像，我的男朋友 Yeah, so, like, my boyfriend...
他真的不喜歡我的髮型 he doesn't really like the way I do my hair.
說看上去像一坨金色的便便蹲坐在我肩上 Says it looks like a golden poo sitting on my shoulder.
但我真的很喜歡 But I really enjoy it.
再見 拉里! Bye, Larry!
我不是一個專家... I'm not an expert...
但這是一種違法的感覺 but this is feeling, just, really against the law.
不，這裡的法律體系完全不同 No, they have a totally different legal system here.
好吧! Okay.
我們怎麼樣了？ How we doing?
一切正常 All clear.
好了，我們走吧! All right, let's go.
拉里，其他人覺得，也許我們需要一些幫助 Larry, the others felt, perhaps, we could use some help.
其他人? The others?
勞倫斯，我不能袖手旁觀 Lawrence, I couldn't sit idly by.
我們的生命岌岌可危 Our very survival is at stake.
好吧! 嘿，泰迪 好的 All right. Hey, Teddy. Good.
危機中的好人 Good man to have in a crisis.
匈奴王 Attila.
好的，一點肌肉 Okay, a little muscle.
嗨，拉里 Hi, Larry.
那是一個騙人的大箱子 That is a deceptively large box.
顯然，我們也來了！ Obviously, we came along, too!
你知道沒有我們你會迷路的 巨人 You know you'd be lost without us, Gigantor.
你是認真的嗎？ Are you serious?
還有猴子 好吧! 基本上就是大家都來了 And the monkey. All right, basically everyone.
達達！Dada!
哦! 不，不 Oh! No, no.
沒有任何可能的好處 No possible benefit whatsoever.
他真的很想來 He really wanted to come.
是的，這是我兒子... Yeah, this is my son...
我親生的兒子，尼基 my actual son, Nicky.
尼基，這是拉 怎麼了？ Nicky, this is Laaa. What's up?
他只是在跟蹤我 He's just tracking me.
拉 Laaa.
所以 勞倫斯... So, Lawrence...
進攻計劃是什麼? what's the plan of attack?
我們要到埃及區，找到阿卡的父親... We need to get to the Egyptian wing, find Ahk's father...
而且希望他能修好刻寫板 and hopefully get the Tablet fixed.
我們所有人 All of us.
拉 那不是吃的 那不是食物 Laaa, that's not for eating. That's not food.
不要...Don't...
你知道嗎？我給你找了份工作 You know what? I got a job for you.
來吧，來吧! Come on, come on.
來吧! Come on.
我要你待在這裡看著這扇門，好嗎? I want you to stay here and watch this door, okay?
確保沒有人進出 好嗎? Make sure nobody comes in or out. Okay?
好的 你可以當個警衛 像我一樣 Good. You're gonna be a guard, just like me.
好的 All right.
不 過來 No. Come here.
待在這裡...Stay here...
並把你的手放門上 and put your hands on the door.
很好 留下 留下! Good, stay. Stay!
很好 對了 你待在這裡 Good. That's right. You stay here.
待在這裡 Stay here.
留下 對 Stay. Right.
不 留下 No. Stay.
留下! 留下 Stay! Stay.
看那邊 好的 留下 Look there. Good. Stay.
不 對 留下 No. Good. Stay.
不 留下 No. Stay.
留下! Stay!
不...不許動 Don't...Don't move.
不許動 Don't move.
不，很好 好了 No. Good. Okay.
好的 聽著 伙計們 Okay, listen up, guys.
這地方是第一次醒過來... This place is waking up for the first time...
而我們不知道外面有什麼 and we have no idea what's out there,
所以待在一起，好嗎？ so stay together, all right?
我知道這很可怕，大個子 I know it's spooky, big guy.
僅僅跟緊一點 Just stay close.
孩子們，這是什麼鬼東西？ What kind of haunted hootenanny is this, boys?
我們都覺得這太詭異了，對吧？ We're all finding this super creepy, right?
他們只是有點害怕 They're just a little freaked out.
我們第一次活著的時候需要一些時間來適應 First time we came alive it took some getting used to.
嘿，那裡 正在前往埃及 Hey, there. Just heading to Egypt.
來吧! 這邊 Come on. This way.
聽到了嗎? Hear that?
聽到什麼? Hear what?
那個 That.
如果有人需要我們，我們就在這裡 We'll just be down here if anyone needs us.
不是我們害怕 是這裡邊更舒服 We're not scared. It's just more comfortable.
勞倫斯...Lawrence...
我想可以肯定地說，我們有點小麻煩了 I think it's safe to say that we're in a bit of trouble.
我知道怎麼對付這傢伙 I know how to handle this guy.
你介意嗎？You mind?
謝謝 Thanks.
爸爸 你在做什麼？ Dad. What are you doing?
你覺得我是怎麼馴服你的朋友雷克斯的？ How do you think I tamed your pal Rexy?
嗨，你好 Hi, there.
我打賭你不是那麼刻薄，是嗎？蛤？ I bet you're not so mean, are you? Huh?
我打賭你不是那麼刻薄 I bet you're not so mean.
不，你只是一隻小狗，對嗎？ No, you're just a little puppy, right?
你只是一隻想玩遊戲的乖狗狗 You're just a little puppy who wants to play.
你想玩，蛤？ You want to play, huh?
想玩接骨頭遊戲嗎? Want to play fetch?
想嗎? Yeah?
你想和這根骨頭玩玩嗎? You want to play with this bone?
啊！是啊! Ah! Yeah!
來吧! 去叼回來 Here you go. Go fetch.
接住! Go fetch!
勞倫斯？是的? Lawrence? Yeah?
我可以建議一個不同的計畫嗎？什麼? May I suggest a different plan? What?
快跑! Run!
快關門 關門! Close it, close it!
好了 我想我們... Okay. I think we're...
退後! 所有人，退後！ Get back! Everybody, get back!
好的 你既然不想去拿? All right. You don't want to fetch?
那就吃這個 什麼? Fetch on this. What?
哦，好險啊! 需要幫助嗎? Oh, that's close! Need some help?
什麼? 讓開 What? Move.
匈奴王 你還好嗎? Attila, you okay?
你可能要...不 You might want to...No.
這裡...Here...
拿著這個 hold this.
好吧! 那真的很酷 OK. That was actually very cool.
蘭斯洛特爵士，為您效勞 Sir Lancelot, at your service.
謝謝 那太棒了 Thank you. That was amazing.
西奧多·羅斯福... Theodore Roosevelt...
美利堅合眾國總統 President of the United States of America.
我不知道那是什麼意思 I have no idea what that means.
我是拉里，而這是我兒子，尼克 I'm Larry, and this is my son, Nick.
你有一張高貴的臉，尼克 You have a noble face, Nick.
謝謝 謝謝你幫忙 Thanks. Thanks for the help.
現在，你...Now, you...
你讓我想起了我在卡米洛特認識的一個人 You remind me of a man I once knew at Camelot.
真的嗎? Really?
圓桌騎士之一嗎? One of the Knights of the Round Table?
不 埃里克 No, Erik.
埃里克? Erik?
我們的小丑 Our fool.
他是我見過的最滑稽的小丑 He was the funniest fool I ever met.
他簡直太棒，他甚至什麼都不用做 He was so good, he didn't even have to do anything.
他只要走進一個房間，而你就會笑 He could just walk into a room and you'd laugh.
嗯! Hmm.
你擁有他所擁有的 那種天賦 真奇怪 You have what he had. The gift. That's weird.
你也可以當小丑 這可不一定 You could be a fool. I don't know about that.
哦，拜託，你當然可以！ Oh, come on, of course you could!
我們先給你弄個帽子 We'd get you one of those
邊上吊著很多小鈴鐺的那種 hats with the funny little dangly bells.
小鈴鐺? Dangly bells?
"小鈴鐺" "Dangly bells."
我沒告訴你嗎？天賦 Didn't I tell you? The gift.
他一點兒都不刻意 He does what seems like nothing.
有點面無表情... A sort of deadpan...
就一點點...tiny little...
毫無表情，你知道，有點... Expressionless, you know, sort of a...
那種感覺 sort of thing.
就像埃里克一樣 Just like Erik.
聽起來他人不錯啊! 我們得走了，所以... Sounds like a great guy. We got to get going, so...
啊!卡米洛特 Ah, Camelot.
好吧! Okay.
總有一天，我會回到那雄偉的城堡裡... Someday, I shall return to its mighty towers...
回到亞瑟王... to King Arthur...
和格溫娜維爾王后身邊 and Queen Guinevere.
迷人的...Sweet...
美麗的格溫娜維爾 beauteous Guinevere.
但我發誓完成使命之前絕不回去 But I'm sworn not to until I have completed my quest.
我必須找到聖杯 I must find the Holy Grail.
好吧，祝你好運 Well, good luck with that.
再次感謝你的幫忙 And thanks for the help again.
我們得去埃及了，所以我們再見 We got to get to Egypt, so we'll see you.
我會帶領你去 不，沒關係 I will lead you. No, it's okay.
停下來，小鈴鐺! Halt, Dangly Bells!
空氣中有著奇怪的魔法 There is strange magic in the air,
還有危險的野獸在活動 and dangerous beasts are afoot.
這是一個真正的騎士的職責... It is the duty of a true knight...
來保護和照顧那些需要幫助的人 to protect and care for those in need.
我們走吧! We're off.
我想他會和我們一起去 I guess he's coming with us.
拉里! Larry!
傑德和奧克塔維厄斯? Jed and Octavius?
我們跑的時候他們可能掉出來了 They must have fallen out while we were running.
傑德? Jed?
奧克塔維厄斯! Octavius!
傑迪戴亞! Jedediah!
傑德! 奧克塔! Jed! Octo!
哦，不 Oh, no.
那是奧克塔維厄斯的披風嗎? Is that Octavius's cape?
拿著 Here.
尼基 是的 Nicky. Yeah.
伙計們? Guys?
巨人! Gigantor!
傑德? Jed?
勞倫斯，它們在那些暖氣口裡撐不久的 They won't last long in those heating vents, Lawrence.
按照他們那小身板 他們 At their size, they'll
肯定會被烤得像西奈的甲蟲似的 bake like tiny little scarabs in the Sinai.
說的太悲觀了? Too dark?
就到這了 兄弟! This is the end, boy!
這是最後的召集! This is the last roundup!
抓住我的手! Hold my hand!
為什麼？Why?
沒關係 Never mind.
孩子，我們離家很遠 We're a long way from home, boy.
你讓我牽著你的手嗎？ Did you ask me to hold your hand?
沒有 No.
嗯-哼! Mmm-hmm.
傑德! Jedo!
奧克塔! Octo!
他們可能在這裡和進氣口之間的任何地方 They could be anywhere between here and the intake vent.
你看到了什麼，德克斯？ What do you see, Dex?
你知道他是隻猴子，勞倫斯 You know he's a monkey, Lawrence.
他不能說話 He can't talk.
不，但他能鑽進去 No, but he can fit.
尼基...把你的電話給我 Nicky...give me your phone.
為什麼？給小德 Why? For Dex.
我不明白這裡發生了什麼事 I don't understand one thing that's going on here.
是啊! 我也不知道 爸爸，怎麼回事? Yeah. I don't, either. Dad, what's going on?
我有點設定追蹤了你的手機 I'm sort of set up to track your phone.
你有點設定追蹤了我的手機? 你追蹤我的手機? You're sort of set up to track my phone? You track my phone?
是的，我是你爸爸 我是為了保護你 Yeah, I'm your dad. I'm looking out for you.
不，不，等等 No. No. Hold up.
"監視"某人和保護某人 "Spying on" is not the same thing
完全是兩碼事 as just looking out for someone.
我保證，你會把它拿回來的 You'll get it back, I promise.
但現在，要先放猴子背上 But right now, it's going on the monkey's back.
好了 德克斯，過來 All right. Dex, come here.
謝謝，夥計 Thanks, man.
聽著 我需要你下去找到他們，好嗎？ Listen. I need you to go down there and find them, all right?
你覺得你能應付嗎？ Think you can handle it?
好孩子 Good man.
保持安全 Stay safe.
我想應該就是這裡 I think it's right here.
"就是這裡" "Right here."
真經典 Classic.
啊，搞笑的天賦啊! Ah, the gift of laughter.
謝謝你，小鈴鐺 Thank you, Dangly Bells.
第一個任務？ First quest?
呃，不完全是這樣 Uh, not exactly.
我以為你們要去埃及 I thought you were going to Egypt.
是的，但我們必須先救他們 We are, but we got to do this first.
這不是任務的工作方式 That's not how a quest works.
任務是一回事 不能既是"聖杯又是猴子" A quest is one thing. It's not, like, "Holy Grail and a monkey."
是的 噢! 我的人失蹤了 Yeah, well, my guys are missing
而德克斯特會找到他們 and Dexter's gonna find them.
任務是什麼？黃金? What is the quest? Gold?
不老泉? Fountain of Youth?
魔法刻寫板 Magic Tablet.
就是阿卡拿的那東西 It's that thing Ahk is holding.
要從他那裡搶過來也不是太難啊! It shouldn't be too hard to take it from him.
他看起來身材很健壯而且瘦... He seems well-toned and lean...
但很羸弱 but weak.
就跟從埃及小寶寶手上搶糖一樣容易 It would be like taking candy from a feeble Egyptian baby.
不，我們沒有要搶它 我們試圖要修復它 No, we're not trying to take it. We're trying to fix it.
它出了點問題 There's something wrong with it.
這有點複雜 It's kind of complicated.
如果你別再繼續努力找小猩猩 It might be less complicated
事情可能就不那麼複雜了 if you stopped following a chimpanzee.
牠不是一隻黑猩猩 牠是一隻僧帽猴 He's not a chimpanzee. He's a capuchin.
小丑似乎很激動 The fool seems agitated.
這通常是他的方式 That's often his way.
但我向你保證，他不是傻瓜 But I assure you, he's no fool.
他說的是真的嗎? Is it true what he says?
你拿的那塊刻寫板有魔力? The Tablet that you carry is magic?
確實如此 It is, indeed.
今晚，你周圍的一切 Everything around you has
都第一次復活了... come to life tonight for the very first time...
都是因為這塊刻寫板 all because of this Tablet.
驚人的 Amazing.
那麼他們不是真的? Then they're not real?
他們與我們一樣真實 They're as real as any of us.
沒錯 但我們是真人 Yes, but we're real people.
他們只是東西 They're just things.
而他們甚至不知道 And they don't even know.
他們一定難以置信地愚蠢 They must be unbelievably stupid.
最初是會有點困惑 It can be confusing at first.
哈囉! 青蛙 Hello, frog!
繼續跳吧! Keep hopping!
你是真的! You're real!
夥計們，我想我們必須穿過亞洲館 Guys, I think we're gonna have to cut through Asia.
一點線索也沒有 Not a clue.
沒錯 None.
我真的看不太清楚 I can't really see much.
我們可以跳下去，希望一切順利 We could jump down, hope for the best.
但我們不知道下面有什麼 But we have no idea what's down there.
我們也不知道這裡有什麼 We don't know what's up here, either.
這是一座羅馬古城 This is a Roman city.
我能從歷史的根基中感受到熟悉的吸引力 I can feel the familiar pull of history in its very foundations.
人都去哪裡了? Where the heck is everybody?
我以前見過這個城鎮，我敢肯定 I've seen this town before, I'm sure of it.
羅馬人? Romans?
我看到你手臂上寫了一位女士的名字 I see you have the name of a lady on your arm.
安德莉亞 是的 Andrea. Yeah.
所以這位安德莉亞女士是你的格溫娜維爾 So this Lady Andrea is your Guinevere.
有任何人站在你和你的愛人之間嗎？ Does any man stand between you and your ladylove?
是的，事實上 我爸爸那天晚上把事情搞砸了 Yeah, actually. My dad kind of messed things up the other night.
尼克 哦，我們要停下來了 Nick. Oh, we're stopping.
不要讓任何人阻擋你和你的命運 Let no man stand between you and your destiny.
哦，"命運"可能有點誇張了 Oh, "Destiny" may be overstating it a bit.
我們只是一起學微積分 We just have calculus together.
其實更像那種... It's more one of those...
稍縱即逝的眼神接觸 fleeting moments of eye contact.
"誰先轉移視線?" "Who's gonna look away first?"
但我明白了，是的，"沒有人... But I get you, yeah, "No man...
很好 好的 Good. Okay.
"貝龐" "Liepwop."
貝龐 Liepwop.
一點都不熟悉 Doesn't ring a bell.
這個混蛋是誰？ Now who's this son of a gun?
龐貝! 不好意思 Pompeii! I'm sorry.
我聽不見你說話！龐貝! I'm having trouble hearing you! Pompeii!
哥們兒 我聽不懂你的話 No comprendo, amigo...
因為你面前有東西！ because you got the thing in front of you!
他們在幹什麼? What are they doing?
他們慌張地逃去哪裡? Where in the blazes are they stampeding off to?
是因為我們說的話嗎? Was it something we said?
快回到貝龐來! Come on back to liepwop!
這裡有足夠的空間！快回來！ There's plenty of room! Come on back!
他們就像路蜥蜴一樣瘋狂 They're as crazy as road lizards.
人們都很奇怪 People are strange.
嘿，夥計，我們只是路過 Hey, guy We're just passing through.
這是西藏的金翅鳥 It's a Garuda from Tibet.
金翅鳥? A Garuda?
嗨! 金翅鳥 你好嗎? Hi, Garuda. How you doing?
金翅鳥! 你好嗎? Garuda! How you doing?
酷，很好 Cool, great.
好吧! 我們只是... Okay. We just...
你知道嗎？我們只需要通過 我沒有時間 You know what? We just got to get through. I don't have time.
拜託 好吧! Please. Okay.
我不會跟你玩這個遊戲的 I'm not gonna play this game with you.
我真的必須要過去 I got to go through. Really.
退後 Get back.
一條龍 不，它不是龍 這是一條... A dragon. No, it's not a dragon. It's a...
相柳 像徵災難之蛇妖
這是相柳 It's a Xiangliu.
傳說中的蛇妖 Mythical snake demon.
它看起來像一條龍 我說我們殺了它 It looks like a dragon. I say we kill it.
什麼 不，它在睡覺 What? No, it's asleep.
你說得對 You're right.
趁它睡著的時候殺了它，這可不是什麼運動 It's not very sporting to kill it while it's asleep.
讓我們叫醒它然後再殺了它 Let's wake it up and then kill it.
我先上，帶上那個男孩 I shall go first, and I shall take the boy.
你是幹什麼? 不! 你不能帶走那個男孩 What are you...? No! You're not gonna take the boy.
為什麼不呢？因為他還是個孩子! Why not? Because he's a boy!
拉里，每個人的一生都會有一段時間... Larry, there comes a time in every man's life...
他必須殺死自己的龍 when he must slay his own dragon.
這個孩子不行，好嗎？ Not this kid, all right?
他還沒寫完 He still hasn't finished
猶太成人禮上所有的感謝卡 all his thank-you notes from his bar mitzvah.
不管怎樣，這只是一個比喻 Anyway, that's just an expression.
我的故鄉不是這樣的 Not where I come from.
他現在不會殺他的龍 He's not gonna slay his dragon right now.
我們要繞過它 We're gonna go around it.
我們現在就繞，否則我們會失去訊號的 We're gonna go around now, or else we're gonna lose the signal.
來吧! Come on.
貝龐 liepwop.
龐貝! Pompeii!
貝龐 你確定你讀對了嗎? 朋友 liepwop. Are you sure you're reading that right, pal?
龐貝! Pompeii!
龐貝
"龐貝" "Pompeii."
"不要問你的國家能為你做什麼..." "Ask not what your country can do for you..."
"問問你能為你的國家做什麼" "Ask what you can do for your country."
又來了! There it goes again!
匈奴王! 噓! Attila! Shh!
泰迪! 衝啊! Teddy! Charge!
太棒了! Fantastic!
它醒了! It's awake!
現在我們可以殺它了! Now we can kill it!
爸爸! Dad!
尼基! Nicky!
我去救那個男孩! I'll get the boy!
以前玩過劍嗎? 只有在魔獸世界裡玩過! Ever used a blade? Only in World of Warcraft!
你就要學會了 You're about to learn.
"我們唯一要害怕的就是恐懼本身！" "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!"
"布朗，幹得不錯" "Doing a heck of a job, Brownie."
在你身後！Behind you!
閃開! Duck!
最後的戰役，我忠實的朋友! Last roundup, kemosabe!
是時候隨意塗抹燒烤醬了，孩子！ Time to slap on the barbecue sauce, boy!
蛤? 什麼? Huh? What?
不 不! 你不能這樣! No, no! You wouldn't!
他必須! He must!
讓開! Clear!
我們決不能談論今天在這裡發生的事情 We must never speak of what happened here today.
拜託! 那沒必要！ Come on! That wasn't necessary!
火都滅了! It's out!
這些東西真的可以拯救生命 These things really do save lives.
你沒事吧? Are you all right?
你沒事吧? 親愛的 Are you all right, my dear?
你沒事吧？是的，謝謝 You okay? Yeah, thanks.
你打得很勇敢，閣下 You fought bravely, sire.
總有一天，我向你保證 One day, I promise you,
我們要喝勝利者酒杯中的龍血 we shall drink dragon's blood from the victor's cup.
我也喝蘇打水或水就可以了 I'm good with just, like, soda or water, too.
但我很喜歡剛才的幹勁 But I like the energy we got going.
從現在起，你必須選擇你自己的道路 From now on, you must choose your own path.
而除此以外不要被別人左右 And let no man tell you otherwise.
我們最好讓拉里知道我們沒事 We better let Larry know we're okay.
轉身 Turn around.
拉里可能在擔心我們 Larry's probably worried about us.
現在我們要怎麼找他們? How are we going to find them now?
勞倫斯?Lawrence?
我擔心我們已經轉危為安了 I fear we've turned a corner.
我又變成蠟像了，孩子 I'm becoming wax again, son.
好吧! 我們稍後再找他們 All right. We'll look for them later.
我們得馬上去埃及 We got to get to Egypt now.
等等，我們不是應該繼續找傑德和奧克塔維厄斯嗎? Wait, shouldn't we keep looking for Jed and Octavius?
尼克說得對 Nick is right.
真正的騎士絕不推卸責任 A true knight never shirks his duties.
如果我們不能馬上到達埃及，我們就救不了任何人 If we don't get to Egypt soon we're not gonna save anybody.
達達說， "留下!" Dada say, "Stay!"
留下! Stay!
達達說拉不吃 Dada say Laaa no eat.
留下， 拉! Stay, Laaa!
就是這裡 This is it.
也許我應該陪你進去 Perhaps I should accompany you in.
不，我想我們應該就此分別 No, I think we got it from here.
真的嗎? 是的 不，我們搞得定 Really? Yeah. No, we're good.
好吧! 噢...Right. Well...
朋友們...friends...
拉里...Larry...
魔法刻寫板的小丑臉守護者... clown-faced keeper of the magic Tablet...
我永遠不會忘記你的勇敢 I shall never forget your bravery.
以及你的滑稽 Nor your jests.
再見 Bye.
我不應該說再見 I shall not say goodbye.
我在說再見 什麼? I am. What?
我要說再見 我得走了，對不起 I'm gonna say goodbye. I have to go, I'm sorry.
再見 I'll see you.
真的，老兄，謝謝你 Really, man, thank you.
對這一切 For everything.
我已有許多夜沒見過這些牆壁了 I haven't seen these walls for many a moon.
阿卡曼? Ahkmen?
母親 Mother.
父親 Father.
歡迎回家，我的兒子 Welcome home, my son.
我想讓你見見我的朋友 I want you to meet my friends.
我是門羅卡拉... I am Merenkahre...
尼羅河的法老以及太陽之子的父親 Pharaoh of the Nile and Father to the Son of the Sun.
而我是茜茜赫特... And I am Shepseheret...
九國璀璨的寶石 the Glittering Jewel of the Nine Kingdoms.
而我是拉里 And I am Larry.
布魯克林守護者 Guardian of Brooklyn.
是的 Yes.
我現在實際上住在曼哈頓 I actually live in Manhattan now.
我知道，但聽起來沒那麼酷 I know, but it doesn't sound as cool.
如果您能檢查一下刻寫板 We would be very honored
我們會感到很榮幸 if you could take a look at the Tablet.
它有些不對勁 There's something happening with it.
我們不懂為什麼 We don't understand what it is.
你在和法老說話 You are speaking with a pharaoh.
親吻我的權杖 Kiss my staff.
如果我不這樣做可以嗎？ Is it okay if I don't?
你必須表現尊敬 You will show respect.
我乃太陽神之後代 I am the descendant of Ra, the sun god.
我理解這一點，而且我完全尊重你 I understand that and I totally respect you.
我只是不向太陽神祈禱所以... I just don't pray to Ra, so...
埃及神是唯一的真神 The Egyptian gods are the only true gods.
噢，我們儘量保持一點開放的心態 Well, we try to stay a little more open-minded.
我是說，薩卡加維亞，她尊敬她的精神祖先... I mean, Sacajawea, she honors her spiritual ancestors...
你向某種山羊神祈禱，匈奴王？ and you pray to some sort of goat god, Attila?
我是半愛爾蘭裔 半猶太裔... I'm half-lrish, half-Jewish...
是嗎? 我愛猶太人! You are? I love Jews!
我們擁有4萬多個猶太人! We owned 40,000 of them!
如此可愛的人 又來了 Such lovely people. Here we go.
他們很開心，總是拿著蠟燭唱歌 They were very happy, always singing with the candles.
是啊! 其實他們真的不開心 Yeah. They really weren't happy.
真的嗎? 不，他們離開了 Really? No. They left.
他們在沙漠中待了大約40年試圖逃跑 They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape.
是啊! 我們每年吃一次晚餐，然後討論它 Yeah. We have dinner once a year and talk about it.
這對我們來說很重要 It's a big deal for us.
聽著，你能看看那個刻寫板嗎? Listen, could you take a look at that Tablet?
它出了點問題 There's something wrong with it.
它的力量在流失 It's losing its power.
你想你能修好它嗎？ Do you think you could fix it?
那樣的話我就必須說出刻寫板的秘密 To do that, I would have to divulge the secret of the Tablet.
我保證我們不會告訴任何人 I promise we won't tell anybody.
不行 No.
我會親吻您的權杖 I'll kiss your staff.
太晚了 Too late.
父親，你為什麼堅持把這件事留給自己？ Father, why do you insist on keeping this to yourself?
秘密必須在適當的時候才能傳給你 The secret was to be passed down to you at the proper time.
噢! 已經都四千年了 Well, it has been 4,000 years.
現在似乎是個好時機 Now seems like a good time.
你是在午夜降生的 You were born at midnight.
我那時是法老... I was Pharaoh...
而且我看到了大多數人夢寐以求的奇蹟 and I had seen wonders most men only dream of.
但當我第一次見到你的時候... But when I first gazed upon you...
我便知道對我來說你比任何... you were instantly more precious to me...
古代世界的所有的奇蹟更珍貴 than all the wonders of the ancient world.
我知道我無法忍受與你分別 I knew I could never bear to say goodbye.
我命令大祭司為你打造一份禮物，我的兒子... I commanded the High Priest to create a gift to you, my son...
利用我們所學的一切來世之謎 using all we had learned of the mysteries of the afterlife.
在月神孔蘇神廟鍛造... Forged in the temple of Khonsu, god of the moon...
以及夜間旅行者的守望者... and watcher over nighttime travelers...
阿卡曼拉刻寫板 the Tablet of Ahkmenrah.
我們的陵墓是被設計來 Our tomb was designed to
把孔蘇的光照耀在刻寫板上... channel Khonsu's rays down to the Tablet...
每晚都在恢復它的力量 rejuvenating its powers every night.
月亮神將其力量贈予了刻寫板... The moon god bestowed his power upon the Tablet...
所以，只要它沐浴在他的光芒中... so that, as long as it bathed in his light...
我們一家即可永遠在一起 our family could be together forever,
而既使死亡也無法將我們分離 and not even death could part us.
如今它已遠離月神之光太久了 It's been away from Khonsu's light too long.
我的兒子! My son!
你怎麼了? What is happening to you?
它需要月光... It needs moonlight...
否則我們都會在日出前死去 otherwise we shall all be dead by sunrise.
快! Hurry!
如果刻寫板逝去... If the Tablet dies...
沒有任何事物能重賦它力量! nothing can bring it back!
你在做什麼？ What are you doing?
刻寫板給我 現在 The Tablet. Now.
等等 聽我說 那東西快死了 Wait, listen to me. That thing is dying.
如果它不吸取月光... If it doesn't get moonlight...
一切都將結束 ，就像真的一樣 everything ends, like, for real.
亞瑟王浪費許多年月尋找聖杯 King Arthur wasted years searching for the Holy Grail.
原來它一直是一塊刻寫板 To think it was a Tablet all along.
你能把它給我嗎？ 你根本不知道你自己在做什麼！ Would you just give it to me? You don't know what you're doing!
我的使命完成了 My quest is complete.
今夜我將奔赴卡米洛特 I ride for Camelot tonight.
那你就留著，好嗎？ Just keep it, okay?
但要把它放在月光底下 But just put it in the moonlight
而且要把中間那塊轉過來 and turn that center piece.
抱歉，那不是我的首要使命 Sorry, not my first quest.
而且順便說一下，埃里克比你有趣多了！ And by the way, Erik was much funnier than you!
去找其他人 Go get the others.
不能讓他離開這裡 We can't let him leave the building!
哇！ 放鬆點，伙計 慢下來！ Whoa! Easy there, partner! Slow it down!
我不知道你是誰... I don't know who you are...
但我敢肯定那個刻寫板不屬於你 but I'm pretty dang sure that Tablet don't belong to you.
現在 等一下！ Now wait a second!
給我回來! 這事還沒結束！ Come back here! This ain't over!
你會為今天用巨劍和迷人的藍眼睛 You'll rue the day you mocked us with your huge sword
嘲笑我們的行為後悔的! and hypnotic blue eyes!
他眼睛是很藍啊! His eyes are very blue.
說話要輕柔，拿一根大棒 Speak softly and carry a big stick.
勞倫斯，我們有麻煩了 Lawrence, we have a problem.
這隻手也變回蠟像了 This one turned to wax as well.
我也有句名言 I have a saying, too.
"大聲說話，拿一根更大的棍子” "Speak loudly and carry a bigger stick."
就在那邊！你是說在上面 It's over there! You mean up there.
來吧! Come on.
拿到了 Got it.
泰迪 刻寫板 現在! Teddy. The Tablet, now!
我不會再問你了，小丑！ I shan't ask you again, fool!
而這讓我頭痛！ And this is giving me a headache!
刻寫板給我! Give me the Tablet!
放開我，勞倫斯 Let me go, Lawrence.
不! 泰迪 不要! No! Teddy, no!
泰迪! Teddy!
那裡 There.
那將是我的 That'll be mine.
嘿，剛那招不錯 Hey, that was a good one.
沒想到這樣行得通 No idea that would work.
拉里! Larry!
嘿，伙計們，你們好嗎？ Hey, you guys, how you doing?
可以確保胳膊腿仍在! Still in one piece that can ensure!
奧克塔維厄斯，我想這是你的 Octavius, I think this belongs to you.
謝謝 Thank you.
我不明白 I don't understand.
為什麼當我們變衰弱的時候蘭斯洛特保持強壯? Why is Lancelot staying strong while we get weaker?
這是他蘇醒的第一晚 It's his first night.
新生兒更強壯，但這並不重要 Newborns are stronger but it matters not.
除非我們成功，否則太陽出來他也會死 Unless we succeed, he, too, will be dead come the dawn.
我們不能讓他離開博物館 We can't let him leave the building.
先生，你能不能回埃及去，以防他從那裡經過？ Sir, can you go back to Egypt, in case he comes through there?
當然 尼基，帶上匈奴王，檢查裝貨碼頭 Of course. Nicky, take Attila, check the loading dock.
知道了 泰迪去南翼，看好側門 Got it. Teddy, go to the South Wing, cover the side doors.
我負責主入口 I got the main entrance.
你! 我就知道你有點不對勁 You! I knew you smelled a bit off!
你剛才沒看到嗎？ Didn't you just see that?
看到什麼? See what?
一個騎士騎著馬通過了! The knight on the horse that just rode through!
別用你的魔法幻想來分散我的注意力！ Stop trying to distract me with your magical fantasy!
我在貨運室找到了你那骯髒的雙胞胎！ I found your filthy twin, here, in the freight room!
他不是我的雙胞胎 He's not my twin.
我抓住他了，他能為自己說些什麼呢？ I got him, and what could he say for himself?
閉嘴! 你臉上閉嘴! Shut up! Shut up in your face!
現在閉嘴！你想被錘嗎? Shut up right now! Do you want to be smashed?
是的，你可以跑，但如果你離開那些大門... Yeah, you can run, but if you leave those gates...
我向你發誓，你那醜陋的混血兒... I swear to you, your hideous doppelganger...
長得像"數烏鴉合唱團"的主唱 who looks a lot like the lead singer of the Counting Crows...
就會挨我一錘! will get it!
達達 Dada.
沒錯 That's right.
這是他計算出來的 It compute with him.
達達 Dada.
該死! Damn it!
拉 Laaa.
如果你看到我做傻事，不要模仿我，好嗎？ If you see me do something dumb, don't imitate me, okay?
這基本上就是我一直告訴尼克的 It's basically what I keep telling Nick.
他就是不明白，你知道嗎？ He just doesn't get it, you know?
我是說，他是個聰明的孩子... I mean, he's a smart kid...
但我只想給他我沒有的工具 but I just want to give him the tools that I didn't have.
我是說，拿到學位，然後休息一下 I mean, get the degree, then take a break.
拿到學位，然後休息一下 Get the degree, then take a break.
拉! 拉! 住手! Laaa! Laaa, stop that!
停下! Stop it!
好的 Okay
什麼? 對不起 嘿! What? Excuse me! Hey!
嗨! 嘿! 很抱歉 Hi. Hey. Sorry.
我叫尼克 這是德克斯特 匈奴王汗 I'm Nick, this is Dexter, Attila the Hun.
哦，是的，很高興見到你 Oh, yes, so lovely to meet you.
現在見識見識錘子! Now meet this hammer!
不要那樣做 Don't do that.
我非常抱歉 我知道事情 I'm super sorry. I know it's a
很複雜 匈奴王 猴子 lot going on, Hun, monkey.
哇，什麼？太奇怪了 巨大數量需要消化 Wow, what? So much weird. Huge amount to process.
是吧? 好的 對不起 Right? Okay, sorry.
謝謝你 你逃不了的！ Thank you. You won't get away with this!
我現在大腦已經在畫你們的素描了 I'm making sketches of you in my mind right now!
有雀斑的男孩 Boy with freckles,
有接髮的胖亞洲人，邪惡的猴子 fat Asian with hair extensions, evil monkey.
我想應該是家教問題，你知道嗎？ I guess it's just parenting, you know?
而他來自一個離異的家庭... And he comes from a divorced family...
所以我相信他對我有很多衝突的感覺... so I'm sure he has a lot of conflicted feelings about me...
而且可能有一些戀母情結在起作用，或者... and there might be some Oedipal stuff at play in there, or...
我懂 I get it.
我沒有經常陪他 I wasn't there a lot of the time.
所以我想我可能是在表達我自己的愧疚... So I think I might be projecting my own guilt...
然後在不知不覺中... and taking it out on him in ways...
反映到了對待他的方式上 that I'm not even aware of.
什麼? What?
門 Door.
頭 Head.
好吧! 我... Okay, I...
開...Open...
頭 head.
敞開你的心扉！ Open your mind!
對! 是的，噢，你說得對 Yes! Yeah, well, you're right.
這就是挑戰 That's the challenge.
我的意思是，這都是上下文關係，而我確實是這樣 I mean, it's all contextual, and I do.
我教育他的方式 I keep looking at him
都是仿照我父母對我的教育方式... through the lens of how my parents raised me...
但是事實上，他是一個獨立個案 when, in reality, he's his own person.
而且，是的，我們有著相同的基因... And, yeah, we share the same DNA...
但老實說，他比我進化得多了 but honestly, he's much more evolved than I ever was.
我不想讓我自己的自我和童年歷史... I don't want to let my own ego and childhood history...
阻止他犯下他需要犯的錯誤 stop him from making the mistakes he needs to make...
讓他成為他應該成為的大人 to become the person that he's meant to be.
用你的頭把門打開 Open the door with your head.
是的! Yes!
很好，拉 走吧！啊！ Good, Laaa. Let's go! Ah!
大家都沒事吧? 是的，勞倫斯 Everybody okay? Yes, Lawrence.
匈奴王和你兒子把女保安關在她的崗亭裡了 Attila and your boy secured the lady guard in her booth.
不過，我不知道能關她多久 I don't know how long it will hold her, though.
我們要找到蘭斯洛特... We gotta find Lancelot...
但總得有人確保她不會走出來 but somebody has to make sure she doesn't get out.
是的 拉 好的 Yeah. Laaa, okay.
你知道該怎麼做吧? You know what you have to do?
留下! Stay!
沒錯 僅僅確保她留在那裡 That's right. Just make sure she stays in there.
留下! 好的! 去吧! Stay! Good! Go!
達達說，"留下" Dada say, "Stay"!
勞倫斯! Lawrence!
我胳膊動不了了 I can't move my arms.
我們每分鐘正在變得越來越沒用了 We're becoming less useful by the minute.
來吧! 大塊頭 Come on, big guy
什麼? 你沒事吧？ 蛤？ What? You okay there? Huh?
你的眼睛有點不對勁，但是... Something's up with your eye, but...
我不知道，就是有點那什麼... I don't know. It's just kind of going...
你得放輕鬆，好嗎? You gotta relax, okay?
冷靜下來! Calm down!
匈奴王! 匈奴王! Attila! Attila!
匈奴王不會過度呼吸 Attila doesn't hyperventilate.
你搶劫！You pillage!
你不會發瘋的 You don't freak out.
好嗎? Okay?
爸爸，這個城市裡面有八百萬人 Dad, there's, like, 8 million people in this city.
他現在可能正確地在任何地方 He could be literally anywhere by now.
我們會找到他的 We'll find him.
我們必須得找到 We have to.
我來了，吾愛 I'm coming, my love.
老天爺! Blimey!
他從這邊走... He came this way...
每小時四里格的速度行進 traveling 4 leagues per hour.
(里格-歐洲和拉丁美洲一個古老的長度單位 通常定義為3英哩 約4.828公里 僅適用於陸地距離)
不要! No!
千萬不要躲避大貓，勞倫斯 Never run from a big cat, Lawrence.
巨人，快把手電筒拿出來! Gigantor, get your flashlight out!
這些貓咪想玩! These cats want to play!
好樣的! 他拿到了，孩子！ Whoo-wee! He's got it, boy!
玩得好，先生 Well played, sir.
跑! Run!
蘭斯洛特到底在哪? Where the devil could Lancelot be?
《卡米洛特》經典音樂劇倫敦帕拉丁劇院正在上演
來吧! Come on!
你最好讓我離開這裡，你這個噁心的猿人！ You better let me out of here, you revolting ape-man!
你在看什麼？別看著我！ What are you staring at? Stop looking at me!
你從沒見過一個美麗的 Have you never seen a beautiful,
嫵媚動人，燦爛的女人... attractive, gorgeous woman before...
要是她不愛吃匹薩，都能當糢特呢？ who could be a model if she didn't love pizza so much?
我知道你在玩什麼... I know what you're playing at...
但它沒用的 and it ain't working.
沒用的 Not working.
等等，好像有點用 Wait, it is kind of working.
《卡米洛特》奇幻四溢
他們對卡米洛特都幹了些什麼? What have they done to Camelot?
簡言之，沒有一個地方 In short, there's simply not
能比卡米洛特 a more congenial spot
更適合永遠 for happily ever-aftering
幸福快樂地... than here in...
生活下去 Camelot
終於！At long last!
格溫娜維爾 吾愛 嗨! Guinevere, my love. Hi.
我能幫你嗎？夥計 Can I help you, mate?
是我啊...It is I...
蘭斯洛特爵士 Sir Lancelot.
我完成我的使命了 I have fulfilled my quest.
抱歉 不好意思 Sorry. I'm sorry.
我不是真的格溫娜維爾 I'm not actually Guinevere.
我是愛麗絲·伊芙，我想你有點困惑了 I'm Alice Eve, and I think you got a bit confused.
也許你在舞臺上看過我的演出... Maybe you saw me on stage...
你的聲音如此悅耳動聽... Your voice is like music...
但我完全不知道你在說什麼 but I have no idea what you're saying.
好了 嘿! Okay. Hey.
嘿! 夥計 Hey, man.
嘿，老兄 嗯... Hey, buddy. Um...
她說的是她不是格溫娜維爾，因為她是個演員 What she's saying is she's not Guinevere because she's an actor.
好嗎? 我也是 Okay? So am l.
演員？An actor?
是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah.
你知道嗎？You know?
王冠摘下來 Do the crown.
哦，對不起，當然 休·傑克曼 Oh, sorry, of course. Hugh Jackman.
戴上王冠認不出來了 It was the crown.
我知道，整個... I know, the whole...
巨大的阿克曼？ Huge Ackman?
嗯...那是個可笑的名字！ Uh...That's a ridiculous name!
聽起來都不是真的！ It doesn't even sound real!
亞瑟，只有懦夫才會隱瞞自己的真實身份 Only a coward would conceal his true identity, Arthur.
不，是休·傑克曼 No, it's Hugh Jackman.
我 另一方面... I, on the other hand...
我帶來了你尋求已久 carry the treasure you sought...
但永遠找不到的寶藏 but could never find.
看那永恒生命的鑰匙！ Behold the key to life everlasting!
好吧，我挺喜歡你的戲服 Okay, I love the costume...
我喜歡這份熱情... I love the enthusiasm...
但你現在必須離開舞臺 but you're gonna have to get off stage now.
蘭斯洛特爵士 女士們先生們 蘭斯洛特爵士 Sir Lancelot, ladies and gentlemen. Sir Lancelot.
是的! Yes!
非常好 Very good.
你真可恥，亞瑟！ Shame on you, Arthur!
你配不上你的王冠 You don't deserve your crown,
而且你也配不上你的王后! and you don't deserve your queen!
準備感受我的冰冷刀鋒的吻... Prepare to feel the cold kiss of my blade...
巨大的阿克曼！ Huge Ackman!
嘿，夥計，這都是假裝的 Hey, buddy, this is all pretend.
看，只是...See, just...
噢，那不是真的 Well, that's not real.
這全都不是真的 None of it is.
不是真的 It's not real.
這是一場精彩的演出 It was a good performance.
我們都身臨其境了 你今晚的確是 We were right in there. You were tonight.
但這都不是真的 真的 But it's not real-real.
都不是真的 It's not real.
不是真的? Not real?
你知道我對卡米洛特朝思暮想多久了嗎? Do you know how long I dreamed of Camelot?
而為了什麼? And for what?
什麼都不是! For nothing!
老天! Jeez!
什麼都不是! Nothing!
不，不，不 請坐下，然後... No, no, no. Please just take your seats and...
怎麼了？What's up?
我們和你一樣都是上帝造的 We're just as God made us.
你為什麼不拍張照片？ Why don't you take a picture?
照片它會持續更長時間 It'll last longer.
好吧，我試著表現得很好 但你夠了 Okay, I've tried being nice. That's enough.
馬上離開舞臺！ Get off the stage right now!
退後! 你嚇不到我... Stay back! You don't scare me...
巨大的阿克曼 Huge Ackman.
聽著，夥計，你不想和我打架，好嗎？ Listen, mate, you don't want to fight me, all right?
如果我們打起來，我會打斷你 If we go, I will break you.
來啊! Come on!
那是什麼？ What is that?
你在做什麼？ What are you doing?
他在做金剛狼的事 He's doing his Wolverine thing.
是啊! Yeah.
是的 你知道嗎？ Yeah. You know?
最好是有爪子，而不要穿襯衫 It's better with the claws and no shirt.
公平的 Fair.
蘭斯洛特! Lancelot!
嘿，夥計！Oi, mate!
嘿，夥計，那不是出口！ Hey, buddy, that's not an exit!
是的，上來吧! Yeah, come on up.
是的，上來吧! Yep. Come on up!
噢! 還有猴子 好極了 Oh, monkeys. Terrific.
我喜歡這些服裝 I love the costumes.
抱歉 但我得說 你是絕對的主角，夥計 Sorry. I just gotta say, you're the whole package, man.
謝謝 老兄 Thanks, buddy.
他認出了你 是啊，太棒了 He recognized you. Yeah, that was awesome.
嘿! 把刻寫板給我! Hey! Give me the Tablet!
退後! 退後 Stay back! Stay back.
退後！Stand back!
退後! Back!
什麼? What?
你的，呃...Your, uh...
你的鼻子 它... Your nose, it's...
我鼻子怎麼了? What about my nose?
你的鼻子要掉了 Your nose is dripping.
什麼? 它正在融化 What? It's melting.
因為火把 From the fire.
好的 Okay.
情況有多糟？ How bad is it?
這不太好 It is not great.
但我是蘭斯洛特! But I'm Lancelot!
根本就沒有什麼蘭斯洛特! There never was a Lancelot!
蘭斯洛特只是個傳說 Lancelot is a legend.
你不是真的 You're not real.
我不明白! I don't understand!
我知道這很難接受 I know it's a lot to take in,
但是請把刻寫板給我 but please, just give me the Tablet.
哦，然後呢？ 回到博物館嗎? Oh, and then what? Back to the museum?
站在那裡，讓孩子們目瞪口呆，指指點點嗎? Stand there as little children ogle and point?
並學習 And learn.
而且激勵自己去做偉大的事情 And get inspired to do great things.
很少有人能有這麼高尚的使命，我的朋友 There are far less noble fates, my friend.
不適合我，那裡沒有！ Not for me, there aren't!
如果沒有卡米洛特 If there is no Camelot.
沒有格溫娜維爾和蘭斯洛特 There is no Guinevere and no Lancelot,
那我什麼都不是 我就只是一尊畸形的蠟像 then I'm nothing. I'm just a sad lump of misshapen wax.
別再看我的鼻子了! Stop looking at my nose!
我沒在看 你有 我看到了 I wasn't looking at it. You were, I saw you.
你就是像這樣 "嗯，嗯"凝視著 You were like this. "Hmm, hmm." Staring.
我沒有像那樣 你有! I wasn't like that. You were!
別看它！ Don't look at it!
要不看真的很難 It really is hard not to look at.
是的，他是 Yes, he is.
我沒有 我看見你了！ I didn't. I saw you!
不 我只是看著你的眼睛 No, I'm looking at your eyes.
猴子 別看了! Monkey, stop it!
請把刻寫板給我好嗎？把刻寫板給我 Could you give me the Tablet, please? Give me the Tablet.
如果你把刻寫板給我 我保證我不再... If you give me the Tablet, I promise I won't...
別看我的鼻子！ Do not look at my nose!
把刻寫板給我 移開視線 Give me the Tablet. Look away.
把刻寫板給我 不看我的鼻子 Give me the Tablet. How hard could it be
有那麼難嗎? not to look at my nose?
我不會看你的鼻子 I'm not gonna look at your nose.
我在...我忍不住啊! I'm looking...I can't help it!
仰望天空！ Look to the heavens!
真噁心 It's disgusting.
然而，他仍然很英俊 Yet, he's still handsome.
任何人都不應看到或提及 No one shall look at, or mention,
我的鼻子 從這一刻開始向前！ my nose from this moment forward!
對不起，我忘了我們在談什麼 I'm sorry, I forgot what we were talking about.
勞倫斯 Lawrence.
噢! 泰迪 Oh, Teddy!
拉里 Larry.
我們沒時間了 We've run out of time.
聽我說 你必須把碎片擺正 Listen to me. You got to straighten the pieces.
馬上把碎片擺正，否則他們都會死的！ Straighten the pieces right now or they're all gonna die!
你也一樣! You too!
沒有卡米洛特的世界是一個不值得生活的世界 A world without Camelot is not a world worth living in.
爸爸! Dad!
德克斯特，怎麼了? Dexter, what is it?
你沒事吧? You all right?
嘿，嘿，夥計，你沒事吧？ Hey, hey, man, you okay?
嘿，看著我 Hey, look at me.
是的，你想扇我耳光？來啊! Yeah, you want to slap me? Go ahead.
來啊! 扇我的臉啊! Go ahead, slap me in the face.
小德? Dex?
德克斯特? Dexter?
哦! 不，不，不 Oh! No, no. No.
德克斯特? 不，不 拜託，夥計！ Dexter? No, no. Come on, man!
爸爸，牠死了 Dad, he's gone.
我現在就握住那隻手 I'll take that hand now.
我現在明白了 I understand now.
猴子是使命 The monkey was the quest.
而不是刻寫板 It was never about the Tablet.
一切都是為了他們 It was about them.
請原諒我 Forgive me.
原來我才是那個傻子 It is I who have been the fool.
我們復活了! 寶貝 We're back, baby!
勞倫斯! Lawrence!
歡迎回來 兄弟 Welcome back, buddy.
幹得好! 拉里 Well done, Larry!
他在那裡 這才是我們的人 There he is. That's our guy.
過來！Come here!
這是你的刻寫板 Here's your Tablet.
感覺很好，不是嗎? 傑迪戴亞 It feels good, doesn't it, Jedediah?
孩子，你說對了！ Boy, you said it!
嘿! 謝謝你 Hey. Thank you.
我看起來怎樣? How do I look?
你看起來像蘭斯洛特 You look like Lancelot.
幹得漂亮，我的孩子 Well done, my child.
謝謝你...Thank you...
把我兒子安全送回來 for bringing my son home safely.
看著自己的孩子長大成人... It's a strange thing...
是一件很奇妙的事情 seeing your boy become a man.
當時有很多獅子在追我們 There were lions chasing us.
是啊，太瘋狂了 Yeah, it's crazy.
前一天，他們騎著恐龍穿過中央公園 One day, they're riding a dinosaur through Central Park,
而第二天就在伊比沙做唱片音樂節目廣播員 and then the next day they're DJ-ing in lbiza.
你竭力為我們家族效勞 You've served my family well.
我們將建造一座巨大的陵墓，用許多財富埋葬你 We shall build a great tomb and bury you with many riches.
我個人會確保你的器官被分裝 I, personally, will see to it that your organs are removed
並放在分別鑲有珠寶的罐子裡 and placed in separate jewel-encrusted jars.
謝謝 Thank you.
那我們就同意了 Then we're agreed.
勞倫斯 Lawrence,
我可以說句話嗎？ may I have a word?
我和其他人商量了一下 The others and I have been talking.
阿卡曼拉和他的家人在這裡 Ahkmenrah's place is here with his family.
他必須留在這裡 He must remain here.
而刻寫板也理應留在這裡 孩子 And the Tablet should stay here as well, son.
這就是它的歸屬，巨人 This is where it belongs, Gigantor.
是的，但是... Yeah, but it...
那就意味著你們也要留下 That means you guys would have to stay.
我們屬於紐約 We belong in New York.
是的，但如果你... Yeah, but if you...
如果你們走了，那你們 If you guys go, then you,
你們今晚之後就不會復活了 you won't be alive after tonight.
我們是博物館的展品，拉雷多 We're museum exhibits, Laredo.
這就是我們 It's what we are.
人們來看我們 Folks come to look at us,
也許能學到點東西 maybe learn a little something.
那就是活著了，夥計 That's alive, man.
但我...But I'm...
我應該照顧你們的 I'm supposed to take care of you guys.
而你做到了 And you have.
沒關係，勞倫斯 It's okay, Lawrence.
我們準備好了 We're ready.
可我沒有 I'm not.
走吧! 孩子 Let's go, son.
謝謝你把我的家人還給我，拉里 Thank you for giving me back my family, Larry.
布克林的守衛者 Guardian of Brooklyn.
爸爸，如果我們現在出發 Dad, if we leave right now,
我們還能趕上飛機 we can still catch a flight,
趁著大家還清醒著 get home with everyone still awake
在太陽出來前回到家 before the sun comes up.
是的，好的 Yeah, okay.
我們回家吧! Let's go home.
沒關係， 拉里 It's all right, Larry.
我們達成了某種諒解了 We've reached something of an understanding.
真的嗎? 特利克西 坐下 Really? Trixey, sit.
哇！ 那真的很好 Wow! That's really good.
幹得好，蘭斯 Good job, Lance.
謝謝 Thanks.
特利克西，規矩點 Trixey, behave.
好孩子 Good girl.
別動 Steady.
他甚至就不聽我說話 He never even listens to me.
但你...But you...
我感覺你真的有聽我說話 I just feel like you really listen to me.
就好像我們的心 It's like our hearts are
現在完全同步了 in perfect sync with each other right now.
嗯...你覺得... Um...Do you feel what...
抱歉打擾無論什麼...正在發生 Sorry to interrupt whatever...is happening.
呃，拉，大夥們在外面等著 我們得走了 來吧! Uh, Laaa, the guys are waiting outside. We gotta go. Come on.
什麼? 不 What? No.
不! 拉，留下來！ No! Laaa, stay!
我知道這聽起來很瘋狂 I know this sounds crazy,
但是你和我可以在英國一起生活 but you and I could make a life together here in England.
拉 Laaa.
哇！好的 嗯... Wow. Okay. Um...
我永遠不會忘記你的 I will never forget you.
你是我遇到過最粗獷的男人 You are the most rugged man that I have ever, ever met.
保留髮帶吧! Keep the scrunchies.
好的 拉 我們得走了 Okay, Laaa. We gotta go.
來吧! Come on.
如果你不說我也不會說的 I won't say anything if you won't.
噢! 我知道你很討厭這份工作和這一切 Oh, I know you hate this job and everything,
但明晚 but tomorrow night,
將是最棒的工作 best job ever.
這裡確實很安靜 Sure is quiet around here.
沒有了刻寫板，這裡就是個普通博物館 Without the Tablet, it's just like any other museum.
你知道我最想念你們什麼嗎? You know what I'm gonna remember most about you?
什麼? What?
你們有多大啊! How big you guys are.
到這裡來 Come here.
抱我 Hold me.
我的 My
朋友 friend.
你會說英語嗎？ You speak English?
嘿，聽著 嗯... Hey, listen. Um...
在樓頂上的時候，當... Up there on the roof, when...
當你幾乎... When you almost...
是的 Yeah.
我只是想你知道... I just want you to know...
我真的改變了我對一切的看法 I really changed my perspective on everything.
我知道我們有一個奇怪的... I know we have a weird...
我們有這種動力，我們有這種緊張 We have this dynamic, we have this tension.
反復不斷 Back and forth.
我是說，遊戲，對吧？你知道嗎？ I mean, games, right? You know?
我們所扮演的角色 Roles that we put ourselves into,
但為什麼一定要這樣呢？ but why does it have to be that way?
我覺得彼此之間 I feel like there's always been a mutual
總是互相尊重的 sort of respect for each other.
不管怎樣 Anyway,
我會想你的，你知道嗎？ I'll miss you, you know?
好的 沒關係 Okay. It's all right.
來吧! 最後一記耳光 Go ahead. One last slap.
是的，我覺得那也存在了很長時間 Yeah, I felt that was there for a long time, too.
謝謝你 Thank you.
誰會想得到呢？ Who would have ever thought?
我是蠟，她是聚氨酯 I'm wax, she's polyurethane.
但不知怎麼的，它起了作用 But somehow, it worked.
我想就是這樣了 I guess this is it.
的確 Indeed.
而且我知道小尼克會做大事的 And I know young Nick will do great things.
是的，他，呃... Yeah, he's, uh...
準備獨自面對世界 ready to take on the world all by himself.
那麼你已經完成了你的工作 Then you've done your job.
你已完成了你的使命 You've done your job.
是你下一次冒險的時候了 It's time for your next adventure.
我不知道我明天要做什麼 I have no idea what I'm gonna do tomorrow.
多麼令人興奮啊! How exciting.
再見 泰迪 Bye, Teddy.
再見 勞倫斯 Farewell, Lawrence.
逮到你了！Got you!
笑一笑，我的孩子 Smile, my boy.
太陽出來了 It's sunrise rised.
嘿! 嘿! 你還好嗎？ Hey. Hey. You good?
是的，我很好 那就好 Yeah, I am. Good.
所以 去伊比沙嗎? So, lbiza?
是啊! 嗯! 整個唱片音樂節目廣播員的事，爸爸 Yeah. Uh. The whole DJ thing, Dad,
我不知道這對我來說是否合適 I don't know if that's the thing for me.
我只知道它是我接下來要做的事 I just know that it's the next thing.
在那之後，也許是上大學 After that, maybe college.
我也還在思考未來中，你知道嗎？ I'm figuring it all out, you know?
聽起來像個計畫 Sounds like a plan.
我該回媽媽那了，或者別的什麼的 I should get back to Mom's, or something.
好吧! Okay.
我愛你 I love you.
我也愛你 I love you, too.
好的 All right.
我不會讓你走的 I'm not gonna let you go.
好的 回頭見 Okay. I'll see you later.
三年後
三年了 都沒見過拉里·戴利 Three years, no Larry Daley.
是他替我承擔了責任，幫我找回了工作 He was the one that took the fall for me, got me my job back.
我聽說他回學校了 I heard he went back to school,
拿到了學位，當了一名教師 got his degree, became a teacher.
我很高興 I'm very glad.
噢，當他聽說這個巡迴展覽的時候 Well, when he heard about this traveling exhibition.
拉里堅持要我親自把這個交給你 Larry insisted that I deliver this to you personally.
啊！這個臭名昭著的據說是魔法的發光刻寫板 Ah! The infamous, supposedly magic, glowing Tablet.
拉里·戴利和他的幻想故事 Larry Daley and his fanciful tales.
拉里說你是可以信任的 Larry said you could be trusted.
什麼意思？ What do you mean?
擁有絕密的知識 With the top secret knowledge.
你在做什麼？ What are you doing?
我正在眨眼 你在眨眼 I'm winking. You're blinking.
不，我用兩隻眼睛眨眼睛 No, I wink with both eyes.
那就是眨眼 That's blinking.
沒關係，因為現在 It doesn't matter, because right now,
你最好準備好！ you better get ready!
為了什麼？For what?
為了這個 For this.
它確實會發光 It does glow.
來吧! Come on.
抱歉 Sorry.
去吧! Go ahead.
玩得開心，笨笨 Have fun-fun, Dum Dum.
留下! Stay!
我哪也不去 I'm not going anywhere.
留下! Stay!
我哪也不去! I'm not going anywhere!